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Dear Seacom Cable

24 October 2011 By Alan

Are you a weekend binge drinker? Because for the past couple of Mondays every single time I try and do a decent amount of work your connection acts like an employee with a hangover – wearing dark glasses, not connected to reality at all, curled up in the foetal position in a corner and worth FARG ALL except to laugh and cackle over.

We will not talk about the other times during the week when you also slip out for a bottle or two of tequila as well!

The Seacom cable has been down so many times due to ‘breaks’ since your launch that I am sure it is looking like a taxi held together with bloudraad, duct tape and chewing gum.

Maybe NOW is the time to cut your losses and lay another DECENT cable?

One Question: Your kak service forces me to use my Speedstick. To whom must I address my invoice for a new stick?





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