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Street artist James Cochran, also known as Jimmy C, works on his spray-painted picture of Jamaican sprinter Usain Bolt in Sclater Street car park in London.<\/p>\n
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Watching the fencing at the Olympics, one reflects that this somewhat esoteric sport has grisly origins. Today the blunted blade bends as the fencer scores a touch on his opponent; the score is electronically recorded. Before, the blade would have run through the opponent\u2019s body. <\/p>\n
Duels at dawn, dripping forests. Death before dishonour. It was pretty gruesome. <\/p>\n
One recalls Winston Churchill\u2019s account from his early days with the British army in India. He was in command of a squad of Indian troops and they\u2019d been ambushed by some rebels in the hills. They were retreating in good order when |one of his men was hit and wounded. Churchill went to his assistance. <\/p>\n
Then one of the rebels broke cover and came rushing at them, brandishing a sword. Churchill remembered he had been public schools fencing champion and |drew his sword to take him on |in personal combat. Then as he came closer he also remembered he had a revolver at his hip, so he shot him. <\/p>\n
Do they frisk the fencers for side-arms at the Olympics? <\/p>\n
Backward events<\/strong> <\/p>\n In what Olympic events do you win going backwards? <\/p>\n Rowing and backstroke. There was a time you could have said tug-o\u2019-war but they\u2019ve dropped that as an Olympic sport. <\/p>\n Airguns<\/strong> <\/p>\n But they haven\u2019t dropped things like target shooting with airguns. A lady at the Street Shelter for the Over-40s was waxing indignant the other night that men shooting at targets 10m away with air pistols should be competing for Olympic gold. <\/p>\n What she really seemed to object to was that they were kitted out in protective gear as if they were the bomb disposal squad. <\/p>\n I really wouldn\u2019t know. Maybe there\u2019s a danger of ricochets. Maybe they start shooting at each other as the competition hots up. It could be part of the game. These pellet gun fellows can be real scamps. <\/p>\n Stories swirl<\/strong> <\/p>\n Legend swirls about Hashim Amla after that marathon three-ton innings at the Oval. They say he started out clean-shaven. <\/p>\n When, not if<\/strong> <\/p>\n Reader Eric Hodgson notes that when the Sharks win on Saturday (he says when, not if) it will be a feat unlikely ever to be repeated: beating all three conference winners at their home grounds, to take the trophy on to Durban. <\/p>\n The breakfast trade in Durban will be pumping on Saturday, he predicts. <\/p>\n You bet! <\/p>\n Hustlers<\/strong> <\/p>\n One doesn\u2019t wish to speak ill of the dead, but last week\u2019s Tailpiece about the golf pro who hustled the parish priest into betting hole by hole reminds Dave van der Schyff, of Zimbali, of the legendary Bobby Locke. <\/p>\n Locke \u2013 the South African who won the British Open four times \u2013 had a horrific car crash in 1959 which affected his eyesight and |kept him out of top competitive golf. But he was still a mamba at club level. <\/p>\n After all these misfortunes he was living in reduced circumstances and would augment his income by playing golf against people who didn\u2019t know who he was, betting on every hole. <\/p>\n \u201cHe\u2019d say, let\u2019s have a rand on the first hole and of course you would win. He would congratulate you and raise the stakes. You\u2019d win again. This went on until the stakes were quite high. <\/p>\n \u201cHe had calculated when to strike and raised the odds high enough to make quite a bundle of money by the end of the game, and of course turned on the heat with some brilliant golf.\u201d <\/p>\n Dave was a geologist at the Diamond Research Laboratory at Crown Mines, Johannesburg, and a golf course was next door. He used to practise putting at lunch time. Forewarned about the Locke gambit, when he did get approached by the maestro, he could make the excuse that he was just a lunchtimer and had to get back to the lab. <\/p>\n Hmmm. I wonder if Dave would be interested in a few frames of snooker. Low stakes, just to put some zest into the game\u2026 <\/p>\n Tailpiece<\/strong> <\/p>\n Good news and bad news from Eskom. <\/p>\n First the bad news. The unmentionable is about to hit the fan as electricity production plunges and blackouts roll across the country. <\/p>\n Now the good news. The fan won\u2019t be working. <\/p>\n Last word<\/strong> <\/p>\n Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, |and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning. \u2013 Rick Cook<\/em><\/strong> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Reuters Street artist James Cochran, also known as Jimmy C, works on his spray-painted picture of Jamaican sprinter Usain Bolt in Sclater Street car park in London. Watching the fencing at the Olympics, one reflects that this somewhat esoteric sport has grisly origins. 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