{"id":24046,"date":"2013-10-04T21:25:26","date_gmt":"2013-10-04T19:25:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.myza.co.za\/2013\/10\/we-called-him-clive\/"},"modified":"2013-10-04T21:25:26","modified_gmt":"2013-10-04T19:25:26","slug":"we-called-him-clive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.myza.co.za\/press\/we-called-him-clive\/","title":{"rendered":"We called him Clive"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"wpsr_floatbts_anchor\"><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Last night this little fellow \u2013 actually in the eyes of the Longhair and her apprentice this little fellow assumes the proportions of a giant \u2013 sleathily appeared on my desk scaring the living daylights out of me.<\/p>\n<p>I gently scooped him into a dustpan and tossed him into the rose garden \u2013 I could hear the tips of his legs scraping against the pan as he tried to scrabble up and out, not as cringeworthy as nails on a blackboard but getting close!<\/p>\n<p>This morning Clive appeared once again on our porch railings \u2013 that man about town glint in his eye as he knowingly stared at the Longhair nervously drinking her coffee.<\/p>\n<p>Clive is one creepy fellow who just may be taken by the pigeon that visits later to eat the left over cat food. Time will tell.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mype.co.za\/cgi-bin\/search.cgi?keywords=Spider\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-29775\" alt=\"Clive the spider\" src=\"http:\/\/www.myza.co.za\/press\/wp-content\/plugins\/rss-poster\/cache\/7c603_Clive.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"447\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Clive \u2013 Is your name Clive? Are you as creepy as this little fellow?<\/p>\n<p>\n<strong>These businesses support <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/mype.co.za\/new\/2011\/07\/more-ad-choices-on-mype\/\">MyPE<\/a>:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/mype.co.za\/new\/2011\/07\/more-ad-choices-on-mype\/\">MyPE<\/a> supports PE business:<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night this little fellow \u2013 actually in the eyes of the Longhair and her apprentice this little fellow assumes the proportions of a giant \u2013 sleathily appeared on my desk scaring the living daylights out of me. I gently scooped him into a dustpan and tossed him into the rose garden \u2013 I could [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3330],"tags":[3338,5],"class_list":{"0":"post-24046","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-port-elizabeth","7":"tag-mype-co-za","8":"tag-port-elizabeth-2","9":"entry"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.myza.co.za\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24046","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.myza.co.za\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.myza.co.za\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.myza.co.za\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.myza.co.za\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24046"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.myza.co.za\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24046\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.myza.co.za\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24046"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.myza.co.za\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24046"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.myza.co.za\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24046"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}