{"id":76384,"date":"2016-08-14T22:35:04","date_gmt":"2016-08-14T20:35:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.myza.co.za\/soccer-mom\/"},"modified":"2016-08-14T22:35:04","modified_gmt":"2016-08-14T20:35:04","slug":"soccer-mom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.myza.co.za\/press\/soccer-mom\/","title":{"rendered":"Soccer Mom"},"content":{"rendered":"

Soccer Mom<\/strong>
\n\"South
\nImage by Blyzz<\/a><\/i>
\nOk, how about this<\/i>:<\/p>\n

While walking with some friends, one of them points out a pregnant woman with a soccer ball drawn on her t-shirt (yes, the one in the photo above).<\/p>\n

I put the picture online, because I find it interesting. The following day I get an email from my sister in-law:
\n (names changed to protect the innocent)
\n
\n> Jim!
\n>
\n> This is bizarre. Jane, who works with me showed me this pic today. Its of her
\n> daughter\u2019s best friend. So, I know this soccer mom (she was at school with
\n> me, as was her husband, Jake, for whom I have a very soft spot) and then I
\n> noticed that the tag seemed rather familiar. And you took the pic.
\n>
\n>
\n> Insane how small this town is\u2026
\n>
\n> Xxx s <\/p>\n

<\/i>So now the relationship between us is:
\nI am the Soccer Mom’s best friend’s Mother’s Colleague’s brother in-law<\/p>\n

A little complex, but fathomable.<\/p>\n

A bit later I get another email from my sister in-law:<\/p>\n


\n> Yup, Suzy and Vicki are sisters \ud83d\ude42
\n>
\n> > On 6 July 2010 11:01, Samantha wrote:
\n> >
\n> > Is Vicki related to a Suzy, who used to live at 52 Fairview Lane?
\n> >
\n> > If so, then Jim (brother-in-law who took the photo of Vicki) used to be her
\n> > property mate (he lived in the main house at number 52 for quite a long time,
\n> > some years ago\u2026)
\n> >
\n> > Sjoe!
\n> >
\n<\/i><\/p>\n

So now Relationship is:
\nI am Soccer Mom’s Sister’s ex-house-mate.<\/p>\n

Did anyone else feel the world just get a little smaller?<\/p>\n

Cast (in order of appearance):<\/u>
\n\u2022 Jim: me
\n\u2022 Jane: My sister in-law’s colleague
\n\u2022 Samantha: My Sister in-law
\n\u2022 Jake: Soccer Mom’s husband
\n\u2022 Suzy: My ex-house-mate
\n\u2022 Vicki: Soccer Mom<\/p>\n

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