{"id":8817,"date":"2012-03-12T12:39:48","date_gmt":"2012-03-12T10:39:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.myza.co.za\/?p=8817"},"modified":"2012-03-12T12:39:48","modified_gmt":"2012-03-12T10:39:48","slug":"grumpy-and-the-nun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.myza.co.za\/press\/grumpy-and-the-nun\/","title":{"rendered":"Grumpy and the Nun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope.<\/p>\n<p>Grumpy leads the pack.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Grumpy, my son,&#8217; says the Pope, &#8216;What can I do for you?&#8217; <\/p>\n<p>Grumpy asks, &#8216;Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome ?&#8217; <\/p>\n<p>The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, &#8216;No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome .&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.<\/p>\n<p>Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them.<\/p>\n<p>Grumpy turns back, &#8216;Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe ?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, &#8216;No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe .. <\/p>\n<p>&#8216;This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.<\/p>\n<p>Once again, Grumpy turns around and silences them with an angry glare. <\/p>\n<p>Grumpy turns back and says, &#8216;Mr.. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>The Pope, really confused by the questions says, &#8216;I&#8217;m sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting&#8230;&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Grumpy shagged a penguin!&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Grumpy shagged a penguin!&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the pack. &#8216;Grumpy, my son,&#8217; says the Pope, &#8216;What can I do for you?&#8217; Grumpy asks, &#8216;Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome ?&#8217; The [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[2683,2662,2684],"class_list":{"0":"post-8817","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-south-africa","7":"tag-grumpy","8":"tag-nun","9":"tag-penguin","10":"entry"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.myza.co.za\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8817","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.myza.co.za\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.myza.co.za\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.myza.co.za\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.myza.co.za\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8817"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.myza.co.za\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8817\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8818,"href":"https:\/\/www.myza.co.za\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8817\/revisions\/8818"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.myza.co.za\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8817"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.myza.co.za\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8817"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.myza.co.za\/press\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8817"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}