one liners

The Accountant reaches the pearly gates and is amazed to see a happy crowd all waving banners and chanting her name. After a few minutes St. Peter comes running across and says, "I'm sorry I wasn't here to greet you personally. God is looking forward to meeting such a remarkable accountant as yourself." The accountant is perplexed. "I've tried to lead a good life, but I … [Read more...] about An Accountant Dies and Goes to Heaven